thefuzzydave: Oh Shannon. Sweetie. Unless it can squirt out a 3-month-aged Porterhouse, loaded baked potato, and a magnum of Dom Perignon, then you have seriously overvalued yourself.

thefuzzydave: Oh Shannon. Sweetie. Unless it can squirt out a 3-month-aged Porterhouse, loaded baked potato, and a magnum of Dom Perignon, then you have seriously overvalued yourself.

tags: What a bunch of crap!,

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